When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
I love Star Wars. and my other half knows this, so when he proposed on Valentine’s Day this year, this is how he did it.
it reads: [right]To my dearest, amazing and wonderful Amanda, Happy Valentine’s Day. With all the love I can give you and then a little bit more - Richard xx ♥ [left]”You came from a land far, far away and made my heart jump to lightspeed. You make me feel like I could do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, or that I could survive being thrown into the sarlacc pit. Your smile is like being blasted by force-lightning, and being with you is like a million souls all crying out in joy at once. I love you with a passion that is stronger than the Force. And I wanted to ask you something…”
On a recent trip to Sequoia National Park in California, Anthony Herrera promised his kids that there were ewoks hiding in the woods. When they came home disappointed from not spotting any, Herrera did what any good dad should do: he deceived his children with the magics of Photoshop. Really though, I kind of wish Anthony was my dad. Maybe he’ll adopt me?
20th Century Fox Home Entertainment Japan recently installed life-sized lightsabers in place of hand rails in Tokyo’s trains as part of its promotion for the new ‘Star Wars – The Complete Saga’ Blu-ray DVD boxset release. The lightsabers have built-in LED lights which can be turned on at the press of a button. The campaign has received positive reviews thus far, as it is the first time that this kind of installation has been used in an advertising campaign.