When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
“The reasons are numerous and largely lie within his songs, but for my first piece of evidence I posit to you that Bruno Mars’ place of birth and childhood was Honolulu, Hawaii. It is well known that Hawaii is home to several active volcanoes, otherwise known as Super-Evil Devil-Spawning Holes. Coincidence? Not bloody likely…..”