This is Batman riding a narwhal through space. Your argument is invalid.
“The reasons are numerous and largely lie within his songs, but for my first piece of evidence I posit to you that Bruno Mars’ place of birth and childhood was Honolulu, Hawaii. It is well known that Hawaii is home to several active volcanoes, otherwise known as Super-Evil Devil-Spawning Holes. Coincidence? Not bloody likely…..”
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A song in honour of Taylor Swift. courtesy of Absurdisan
Sometimes I wish you didn’t love me…
