My fiance made this amazing little book as my anniversary present. Inside are a bunch of cute reasons with equally cute drawings. Here’s one of my favourites.
When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
Aperture Science Inquiry Responder
Submit
Absurdity
Archive
RSS feed
Theme by Stijn
