Bruno Mars is actually Satan 
“The reasons are numerous and largely lie within his songs, but for my first piece of evidence I posit to you that Bruno Mars’ place of birth and childhood was Honolulu, Hawaii. It is well known that Hawaii is home to several active volcanoes, otherwise known as Super-Evil Devil-Spawning Holes. Coincidence? Not bloody likely…..” Compelling. Read more..

Bruno Mars is actually Satan

The reasons are numerous and largely lie within his songs, but for my first piece of evidence I posit to you that Bruno Mars’ place of birth and childhood was Honolulu, Hawaii. It is well known that Hawaii is home to several active volcanoes, otherwise known as Super-Evil Devil-Spawning Holes. Coincidence? Not bloody likely…..”

Compelling. Read more..

A song in honour of Taylor Swift. courtesy of Absurdisan

This happened

This happened

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“Ah, a question of identity. Who would you be if you didn’t know who you are? How do you put a name to your soul? Your essential spirit?”

“Don’t look at me, my parents named me Cameron after some actor they liked.”

“Exactly. You’ve been assigned an identity since birth. Then you spend the rest of your life walking around in it to see if it really fits. You try on all these different selves and abandon just as many. But really, it’s about dismantling all that false armor, getting down to what’s real.”

“And what’s that?”

“I don’t know,” he says, sounding weary.

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Going Bovine by Libba Bray
“Always.” In my fiancee’s handwriting, on my ring finger.

“Always.” In my fiancee’s handwriting, on my ring finger.

I love Star Wars. and my other half knows this, so when he proposed on Valentine’s Day this year, this is how he did it.

it reads:
[right]To my dearest, amazing and wonderful Amanda, Happy Valentine’s Day. With all the love I can give you and then a little bit more - Richard xx ♥
[left]”You came from a land far, far away and made my heart jump to lightspeed. You make me feel like I could do the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs, or that I could survive being thrown into the sarlacc pit. Your smile is like being blasted by force-lightning, and being with you is like a million souls all crying out in joy at once. I love you with a passion that is stronger than the Force. And I wanted to ask you something…”