When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
September 6th
11:50 AM
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I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

I’m going to hell for laughing at this.

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    way late, but too funny to not reblog.
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    I am a terrible person for giggling at this.
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    Wrong but funny on so many levels…