June 2013
Can I still be considered a part of the Star Trek fandom even though I’ve only seen the new movies?
I’m guessing not, but I’d still really love to be one of you guys. (Especially considering I was 9 when the last movie (before the 2009 one) came out. So hopefully I can be forgiven for that.)
“When do ya reckon Spock’s gonna blow?”
“What?”
“The hobgoblin has been looking murderous for the past hour. He’s gonna blow like a vulcano”
Jim bursts into laughter.
“Vulcano”
And in that moment Bones was infinitely done with Jim Kirk.
I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
“We gotta start teaching our daughters to be somebodies instead of somebody’s.”
—Kifah Shah (via perfect)
they say u are what u eat, but i dont remember eating a fuckin legend
challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually
ur penis
