When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that BURNS YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
May 30th
5:29 PM
Via
"The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read."
—  Mark Twain (via blua)
5:27 PM
Via

how to kiss

conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

5:04 PM
Via
5:03 PM
Via
faerie-floss:

awwwwwhh!!!!(:

faerie-floss:

awwwwwhh!!!!(: